hymnism:

some of yall never tried to get on your horse and instead accidentally tackled a random passerby, getting you a $400 bounty and every cop in town on your ass and it shows

Monday, January 14th
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slut-rabies:

my bed is the only safe place in the universe. everywhere else is too loud and too much!!!

Sunday, January 13th

actuallybestrpgideas:

As someone who manages a hostel I wanna let everyone know that a bunch of random people meeting up and deciding to travel together is a fairly common thing, don’t shit on that trope of the party meeting up in a tavern or something and just becoming immediately ride or die for each other


Also the “there’s only one bed” trope happens more often than you’d think due to people not understanding the difference between a twin room (a room with two single beds) and a double room (a room with one double bed).

Sunday, January 13th

yip-yip:

flower-lesbienne:

gunsandfireandshit:

casbean:

harryngtonewithyourshit:

beardedchrisevans:

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Is Chris Evans Steve Rogers or is Steve Rogers Chris Evans?

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good

“Fellas, is it gay to be a good father?”

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Shout out to Harry Hill

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Sunday, January 13th

rohie:

might snap this year and learn how to drive

Saturday, January 12th

truereset:

some of you have never treated a cat with enough love and kindness to experience their adoration and trust and it shows

Saturday, January 12th

waddles-ex-machina:

yknow what though?? johanna had the right fucking idea. moving out to some tiny cabin in the middle of nowhere, having a quiet stay-at-home job and raising a kid with all these weird and magical creatures practically on your doorstep. spending free time just sipping tea by the fire and playing board games while ur child is running around making friends with trolls. she was living the life guys. anyone want to move out to the wilderness and raise a mysterious blue-haired child with me bc I’m ready tbh

Saturday, January 12th

macfoundhispride:

trying to provoke an emotional reaction out of urself by watching sad movies when u’ve been numb and disconnected frm ur own body for days

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Friday, January 11th
positive-memes:
“wholesome streamer thinks his microphone is muted, wishes his cat goodnight
” Posted 2 days ago236,058 notesreblog

I cant do this i dont see a way out

I need some help

Friday, January 11th
caucasianscriptures:
“Spider sense
” Posted 2 days ago59,834 notesreblog

eggplay:

aaronaamporaa:

romanorgasm:

THE LADIES OF DREAMWORKS ARE SO

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DAMN GORGEOUS

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DAMN BRAVE

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DAMN BADASS

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DAMN SEXY

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DAMN SWEET

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DAMN AWESOME

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BRAVO DREAMWORKS

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FOUR FOR YOU DREAMWORKS

YOU FORGOT THE SASSIEST OF THE DREAMWORKS LADIES

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i thought you meant the fish was sexy and i’ve been crying for like three minutes over sexy dreamworks fish i hate America

Friday, January 11th

goldenpoc:

thevegassoup:

unclewalk:

thevegassoup:

13th-hokage:

probablyaterf:

radicxlbitch:

radicxlbitch:

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If you didn’t think men couldn’t stoop so low, you got it wrong. This is probably the saddest thing I’ve had to read in 2019.

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……………men are disgusting

🤦🏾‍♂️ Jesus

What if it wasn’t a man, but his bitter gf who pulled some bullshit……… just saying.

Shut the fuck up

So @unclewalk, you don’t look both ways before crossing the street? Cause we do, and then look again. Have a wonderful day, make sure you go for a long walk in a congested city.

What are you a fucking idiot? She literally GOT RAPED WHILE IN A COMA. Yeah blame this on a woman to get a man out of blame for rape. And you wonder why men get called all the names under the sun cus men like you are fucking trash and always saying dumbass shit. Like his gf pulled a stunt? What’re you fucking 8? Pls go play in traffic.

Friday, January 11th

Im not making anyone happy by being here, especially right now. I’m not laughing anyway and i’m not fun to be around at the moment, nor lately, nor tomorrow.

I cant get out of this

Friday, January 11th